I have a hypothetical for y'all, is a midfielder rankings really a midfielder rankings with no Gunners or Reds? At least 2 middies from each club have been featured in the rankings every week for almost the entire season. So I have to put in some extra work this week. To describe how this makes me feel I'll borrow the words of an angry Teamster I once met named Butch. "STINK-O!!" So who's sneaking into the rankings this week? Especially when arguably the two best clubs in action, Chelsea and Man United, face-off against each other. Who will be our heroes of the short schedule week? I feel like Bonnie Tyler looking for someone to unlock my secret dreams and forbidden fire. I'll tell you who it's a young priest and an old priest who bear striking resemblances to one Telly Savalas. It's a boy named Jonjo and an old man named Esteban. That's right it's all about the bald and beautiful in M-dub 33. Each follically challenged midfielder has me buying their current form and hitching myself to the hairless wagon. I look at it this way with Jonjo Shelvey, Gylfi just doesn't look like the same guy and Jonjo has been in the best current form of the Swansea mids. Don't get me wrong you could go Ki and I wouldn't kick you in the mouth for being stupid. But I have a feeling way down in my plums about Jonjo, and I don't think it has anything to do with my scrotum's resemblance to his head. TMI? Don't care you read me willingly. As for Esteban Cambiasso, he's been playing well and Leicester is peaking. This should be a fun match to watch on Saturday. Well enough of the small talk let's get down to business.
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